Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Prince Hamsap aka King of Baccarat BR 22/3/11

- Reach Hilltop about 8PM
- Bankroll: 1.5K
- Ambush Tigar location: IR

As always Baccarat


1st table
Best: +300
Worst: -300

Cabutz, bcos tis shoe seems to be quite 'confused'. An unker cabutz together wit me to da neighbouring table, oso oni dealt 3 hands, PBB.

2nd table
Best: +950
Highlight: Rode on a sibeh loooooooooooooooooong B dragon, 15 bijik, without a single Tie, without a single B6!!!
Too bad I oni flat bet...  da unker who moved here together wit mee huat like a pig becos he doin reverse Martingale, I tink he cabutz wit at least 5 yellow chips (yellow=5K) on hand 
Cabutz: +800

Go redeem ma 2GP IR meal...todey got vietnamese style chicken chop rice 
Actualy +800 is berry da gooding d for mee, ken cashout d de. Felt naughty, bcos it has been quite smooth so far, never dropped below +700 since moving to da 2nd table. Go 'shopping' around...saw Kitty Zhang  , but her table starts wit PBPB, no gud. 

3rd table
Worst: +700, bcos lost on ma 1st bet
Best: +1.2K, flat bet all da way bark up

Then feel wana try to upgrade ma unit, try taruh 150, kanna makan, down to +1,050.
50 bugs so "ling ding"...actualy got a bit 'feel' wana taruh Tie de, then decided dun wana mess around wit da sucker side bets lar, tumpang ppl...kanna makan again.

FINAL CASHOUT: +1K bugs
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Saturday, March 19, 2011

Jim Bond Risky Probabilities. 18/3/11

this will be my longest BR smile.gif

ayam reaches there by 11am,

go in through the aquarium entrance, mad.gif got one b**** stop me ask for IC...diao..say another 3 months more..
so no choice walk out....my friends all laugh me...
then ayam go up and enter through the one up there,no problem. no b****.

cash in RM400
see nice table.

Banker 21
Player 10

got dragon on banker 3 times already, then i bet player RM100. LOSE.
another RM100 on player... LOSE...
fukkkkkkkkk sad.gif i bet again RM100 on player... LOSE !

the dragon 7 times liao..
and the stats is like BANKER 25 , PLAYER 10.

ayam so sad, go walk around,listen to the singer at the celebrity launge there...drink nescafe...went toilet....wash face....go find my friends,
cant look for them...

then ayam sit down and think..
i already lose all my RM400 within 4 games...

what should ayam do now? run?
then ayam think back how much did i won the last time i went here, is RM1,700.
so...ayam breaks the GGC rule # X. ayam go withdrew another 600. to make it RM1000.

then ayam go back to the table...
within few games...
ayam lose everything.

ayam so sad..so dulan.....so ....
walk around again, see many plp win many money.... cry.gif

and sit back,think again, ...try call my friends but they so cb,no pick up...so ayam decided to withdrew another RM700.
THAT WILL BE MY LIMIT.
as i told myself,if i lose that meaning the last time i came i did not win anything.

Ayam withdrew RM700 ....
total cash in RM1,700.

relax while holding those chips, i walk around,then i go to the place near the restaurant de, saw one table..

Banker 8
Player 22
Tie 5

ayam start to think...should i use my probabilities methods again? ayam already failed 2 times !
then...ayam just dun care and go bet RM200 on banker.
WIN !
now ayam got confidence liao...
FLAT BET ALL THE WAY UP TO RM2600 smile.gif
i change bet to player when the stats become

BANKER 18
Player 22
Tie 6

here is the drills.cash out

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Professional gambler battle report on 11/3/11

Got out of house about 8, reach up there about 10.15, everywhere also jam, mrr2, jalan kuching, kepong... anyways, reached there, took out 3k as usual, test water, my luck wasn't bad at first, got win got lose, but still remain with my 3k capital, then my impatience kicked in, put in all 3k in one bet, suppose its a dragon since it broke off the previous trend and started a new trend, so i was very confident, but then... an uncle came over change 2k notes to chips, after changing, they change the dealer, i just feel something is wrong, and i was right, banker natural 9... lose.

Nevermind, its all still according to plan, took out 20k, go to a new table where only 4 games to read from, hantam 3k on player since there's no trend to follow... win, stack up, 6k, player win, stack up to 8k, player win, its a 6 games dragon, then came a dragon slayer, put 100 on banker while the whole table is filled with player bet including me... lose about 7k... that game...

Long story short, within 1 hour, i won 47k-23k capital = 24k, play Caribbean studs to see if my luck is really that good, took another 1 hour to win 125 bucks on that game... cash in my chips to cheque, run!

Can this be called 赌神? Is this good enough to be a professional gambler? LOL



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Friday, March 11, 2011

Prince Hamsap Lone Guerilla's BR 10/3/11

Reached Hilltop at 9PM+, todey's bankroll = 2K bugs

Manuboy once said dat since I alwiz achieved ma winning inside IR, why not dun waste time outside, terus go ambush Tiger inside IR. And so todey decided to try out his suggestion, straightaway take da escalator up and into IR I went...

Tis is gonna bee one of ma most detailed BR ever, since it's still fairly fresh in ma memory... rolleyes.gif

Headed for ma fav section where it's relatively deserted, 1st (and only) buy-in, 500 bugs.

It was da beginning of a new shoe, XBB P, all da aunties unkers were betting for P to streak. But I felt otherwise and bet solo on B, win. I see sum bo song faces, no fucuk them, ayam here to win mani not make frens. So it's now XBB P B. Beginning of a new shoe wor, of cos bet for da trend to continue lor...and so I bet chop/ding dong. Those aunties unkers still wanna bet for a streak, everyone united bet B except mee...sink ship. An auntie dulan d she left da table, her face macam I just raped her dotters. whistling.gif

The choppy trend continues for a while, and I was up +300 in no time (got 2 hands I slowed down a bit, tumpang 50 bugs on ppl and got 1 hand I raised ma wager to 150 bugs and kanna makan). Then got something like tis - P B P BB. Overall it's still a choppy trend to mee, da BB is just like a 'smokescreen' to fool joo into thinking dat a dragon is about to appear, and so most bet B while I ph34r.gif ...sink ship again. rclxms.gif

Then da trend starts to elude mee, I left dat table +450 after losing 2 bets in a row.

Since it's SO smooth like Carlos Santana's guitar soloing tonite, go for a pitstop 1st. 

Found another table with a choppy/ding dong trend, lenglui dragon girl dealer sum mo lust.gif , 来吧... brows.gif

*Fastforward*

Best: +1.1K

Actualy felt wana fight on de, c ken climb sum mo or not, quit oni when drop bark to ma '3rd level' target of +750. Then felt wana go home earlier lar, next bet 100 - lost and bark to +1K, tot enuff lar, kolos wit a round figure. 

Pre-cashout drill (dayum ma hp sot q jor, da pictar got distorted  )

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Victory~~~

Saturday, March 5, 2011

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MU boy BR 4/3/11

reach hilltop 9.30 pm go to latte monte carlo 1k capital as usual...

never positive whole night after 2 hours down to -500 doh.gif grumble.gif

then fight a bit until -350...then my ONG GOD come liao (PH wub.gif ) he come oni i win 3 times in a row rm 100 back to break even...

then yoyo a bit wanna fight for rm 200 in the end finally got it...i shout huat arr....the 2 uncles sitting in front of me look at me...yala true oso i put rm 50 they put rm 150 or more havent shout haha but who cares...

PH: next time please find me earlier...if joo never come ayam dunnu how to fight...joo ong me?? hmm.gif

anyway here the drill:


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Prince Hamsap 3rd tiger fight for the week 4/3/11

Reached Hilltop at 10PM++. While driving up ayam slowed down by a noob  driving Neesan Lantio (no. plate 9011 if ayam din remember wrongly, shall we go hantam MKT tomolo? , quite obvious a Hilltop road amateur from da way he drive - dunno check rear mirror and let faster cars pass, and he almost caused an accident sumwhere near Chin Swee temple.

Capital for da nite: 2K

1st ambush Tiger location: Latte@Genting
As usual, warm-up 1st, buy-in 500 bugs for 10 x red chips. Started quite smoothly, din take long to go up to +250. But from there onwards started to drop, I left for ma 'main battlefield' at -100, wit 4 x black chips on hand. So, spent roughly 15 mins here.

2nd ambush Tiger location: IR
Straightaway head for ma fav non-smoking section, see da familiar dealers... 

Din touch da 1.5K in ma poket, never drop below 400 bugs here, and got +300 quite fast. And so I tot tis a day to try go for +500... 
+500 - Sucksex!

Let's try for +750 next... 

Phailed, drop bark below +300 (1st attempt gone), fight...

Bark to +300, try again...yo-yo a bit...then down to 0

Change to next table, new shoe. PXP B. Bet B...lost. So becum PXP B P. Choppy start...tis da time to ding dong...

*Fastforward*
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Climb bark to +500, cabutz.  Dun feel wanna push any further, went to luk for Manuboy 

Friday, March 4, 2011

miseralim roller coaster battle report ^^

Battle Report 04/03/11

Even its thursday, got the feeling to go get some "fresh" air today... Got there about 7pm, took out 3k like i always did, play highlimit bacarrat, i'm not sure why but i always lose my first 3k, 4 rounds of face down bacarrat and my 3k finished... I can't help myself when i'm down by 1.5k, i'll probably just go all in. So... I go get my second chance!!! Withdraw 20k, wander around the smoking area face up bacarrat, saw this dragon which would be the 8th round if win, so of course no hesitation, 5k banker... Dragon kena slay, sien... move to the next table, saw the trend ding dong, put down another 5k, win, from there on, its just smooth ride... Funny thing about today is that most table has at least 1 dragon, and the smallest dragon is about 5 round which is more than enough for me to tapao and leave.

So today's winnings...


First 2 stack is capital, wallet got another 4k, so 3 stack is profit.

by DX007 =D

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Prince Hamsap solo battle 2/3/2011

Capital: 2.6K bugs (1st buy-in=600 bugs from opis claims tongue.gif , 2nd buy-in=2K bugs from ATM)

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Cashout time: 3:30AM doh.gif

Tis session is another proof dat joo ken recover by doing flat-betting and do up-as-joo-win. nod.gif

Ayam dun wanna do anymo Tiger ambushes for da rest of tis week d...ma body is giving mee 'warning signs' d. icon_question.gif

Go cuci bajoo and mandi ler...BRB at opis later. icon_rolleyes.gif

Another LANDU big gathering 20 February 2011

Hamsap BR for da 1st ever GGC late nite Tiger-fighting gaythering lai lio~~~

Attendance:
1. GLO
2. Unker LDC
3. Hamsap Prince
4. Manuboy
5. Manuboy's fren (non-GGC member)
6. Lengzai Dou San@Shinchan
7. Kaiying mui mui

Tis da biggest ever gaythering we ever had. thumbup.gif

Reach Hilltop at 12AM++, but oni got to da casino at 1AM cos sibeh hard find pucking. doh.gif

I brought 1.5K bugs as usual, but oni buy-in 400 bugs to test da waters 1st, betting 50 bugs per unit at Monte Carlo Banggala. Dayum, da start was smooooooooth rike vanilla ais kilim mang...within minits shot up 5 units/250 bugs by flat-betting. drool.gif

My '1st target' is 300 bugs, '2nd target' 500 bugs. But too bad I struggled to reach da 2nd target, keep yo-yo btwin 0 and +300...I allow myself 2 attempts to reach +500...but phailed. Then da moment got back up +350 bugs I decided to call it a day, got win is alwiz good, dun push yo luck too hard. nod.gif

Here's da drill:
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Overall a sucksexfull gaythering, pity GLO lost a bit of his Midas touch tonait, din get to see him show full power. sad.gif
Anyway I shall let da others post their own BRs. rolleyes.gif

Spesel thanx to Lengzai Dou San for being kind enuff to fetch Kaiying mui mui from her place. cheers.gif
And soli to PrinceHamsap, we totaly forgot bout joo. sweat.gif

HUAT AR~~~!!! rclxm9.gif