Friday, March 11, 2011

Prince Hamsap Lone Guerilla's BR 10/3/11

Reached Hilltop at 9PM+, todey's bankroll = 2K bugs

Manuboy once said dat since I alwiz achieved ma winning inside IR, why not dun waste time outside, terus go ambush Tiger inside IR. And so todey decided to try out his suggestion, straightaway take da escalator up and into IR I went...

Tis is gonna bee one of ma most detailed BR ever, since it's still fairly fresh in ma memory... rolleyes.gif

Headed for ma fav section where it's relatively deserted, 1st (and only) buy-in, 500 bugs.

It was da beginning of a new shoe, XBB P, all da aunties unkers were betting for P to streak. But I felt otherwise and bet solo on B, win. I see sum bo song faces, no fucuk them, ayam here to win mani not make frens. So it's now XBB P B. Beginning of a new shoe wor, of cos bet for da trend to continue lor...and so I bet chop/ding dong. Those aunties unkers still wanna bet for a streak, everyone united bet B except mee...sink ship. An auntie dulan d she left da table, her face macam I just raped her dotters. whistling.gif

The choppy trend continues for a while, and I was up +300 in no time (got 2 hands I slowed down a bit, tumpang 50 bugs on ppl and got 1 hand I raised ma wager to 150 bugs and kanna makan). Then got something like tis - P B P BB. Overall it's still a choppy trend to mee, da BB is just like a 'smokescreen' to fool joo into thinking dat a dragon is about to appear, and so most bet B while I ph34r.gif ...sink ship again. rclxms.gif

Then da trend starts to elude mee, I left dat table +450 after losing 2 bets in a row.

Since it's SO smooth like Carlos Santana's guitar soloing tonite, go for a pitstop 1st. 

Found another table with a choppy/ding dong trend, lenglui dragon girl dealer sum mo lust.gif , 来吧... brows.gif

*Fastforward*

Best: +1.1K

Actualy felt wana fight on de, c ken climb sum mo or not, quit oni when drop bark to ma '3rd level' target of +750. Then felt wana go home earlier lar, next bet 100 - lost and bark to +1K, tot enuff lar, kolos wit a round figure. 

Pre-cashout drill (dayum ma hp sot q jor, da pictar got distorted  )

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Victory~~~

Saturday, March 5, 2011

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MU boy BR 4/3/11

reach hilltop 9.30 pm go to latte monte carlo 1k capital as usual...

never positive whole night after 2 hours down to -500 doh.gif grumble.gif

then fight a bit until -350...then my ONG GOD come liao (PH wub.gif ) he come oni i win 3 times in a row rm 100 back to break even...

then yoyo a bit wanna fight for rm 200 in the end finally got it...i shout huat arr....the 2 uncles sitting in front of me look at me...yala true oso i put rm 50 they put rm 150 or more havent shout haha but who cares...

PH: next time please find me earlier...if joo never come ayam dunnu how to fight...joo ong me?? hmm.gif

anyway here the drill:


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Prince Hamsap 3rd tiger fight for the week 4/3/11

Reached Hilltop at 10PM++. While driving up ayam slowed down by a noob  driving Neesan Lantio (no. plate 9011 if ayam din remember wrongly, shall we go hantam MKT tomolo? , quite obvious a Hilltop road amateur from da way he drive - dunno check rear mirror and let faster cars pass, and he almost caused an accident sumwhere near Chin Swee temple.

Capital for da nite: 2K

1st ambush Tiger location: Latte@Genting
As usual, warm-up 1st, buy-in 500 bugs for 10 x red chips. Started quite smoothly, din take long to go up to +250. But from there onwards started to drop, I left for ma 'main battlefield' at -100, wit 4 x black chips on hand. So, spent roughly 15 mins here.

2nd ambush Tiger location: IR
Straightaway head for ma fav non-smoking section, see da familiar dealers... 

Din touch da 1.5K in ma poket, never drop below 400 bugs here, and got +300 quite fast. And so I tot tis a day to try go for +500... 
+500 - Sucksex!

Let's try for +750 next... 

Phailed, drop bark below +300 (1st attempt gone), fight...

Bark to +300, try again...yo-yo a bit...then down to 0

Change to next table, new shoe. PXP B. Bet B...lost. So becum PXP B P. Choppy start...tis da time to ding dong...

*Fastforward*
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Climb bark to +500, cabutz.  Dun feel wanna push any further, went to luk for Manuboy 

Friday, March 4, 2011

miseralim roller coaster battle report ^^

Battle Report 04/03/11

Even its thursday, got the feeling to go get some "fresh" air today... Got there about 7pm, took out 3k like i always did, play highlimit bacarrat, i'm not sure why but i always lose my first 3k, 4 rounds of face down bacarrat and my 3k finished... I can't help myself when i'm down by 1.5k, i'll probably just go all in. So... I go get my second chance!!! Withdraw 20k, wander around the smoking area face up bacarrat, saw this dragon which would be the 8th round if win, so of course no hesitation, 5k banker... Dragon kena slay, sien... move to the next table, saw the trend ding dong, put down another 5k, win, from there on, its just smooth ride... Funny thing about today is that most table has at least 1 dragon, and the smallest dragon is about 5 round which is more than enough for me to tapao and leave.

So today's winnings...


First 2 stack is capital, wallet got another 4k, so 3 stack is profit.

by DX007 =D

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Prince Hamsap solo battle 2/3/2011

Capital: 2.6K bugs (1st buy-in=600 bugs from opis claims tongue.gif , 2nd buy-in=2K bugs from ATM)

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Cashout time: 3:30AM doh.gif

Tis session is another proof dat joo ken recover by doing flat-betting and do up-as-joo-win. nod.gif

Ayam dun wanna do anymo Tiger ambushes for da rest of tis week d...ma body is giving mee 'warning signs' d. icon_question.gif

Go cuci bajoo and mandi ler...BRB at opis later. icon_rolleyes.gif

Another LANDU big gathering 20 February 2011

Hamsap BR for da 1st ever GGC late nite Tiger-fighting gaythering lai lio~~~

Attendance:
1. GLO
2. Unker LDC
3. Hamsap Prince
4. Manuboy
5. Manuboy's fren (non-GGC member)
6. Lengzai Dou San@Shinchan
7. Kaiying mui mui

Tis da biggest ever gaythering we ever had. thumbup.gif

Reach Hilltop at 12AM++, but oni got to da casino at 1AM cos sibeh hard find pucking. doh.gif

I brought 1.5K bugs as usual, but oni buy-in 400 bugs to test da waters 1st, betting 50 bugs per unit at Monte Carlo Banggala. Dayum, da start was smooooooooth rike vanilla ais kilim mang...within minits shot up 5 units/250 bugs by flat-betting. drool.gif

My '1st target' is 300 bugs, '2nd target' 500 bugs. But too bad I struggled to reach da 2nd target, keep yo-yo btwin 0 and +300...I allow myself 2 attempts to reach +500...but phailed. Then da moment got back up +350 bugs I decided to call it a day, got win is alwiz good, dun push yo luck too hard. nod.gif

Here's da drill:
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Overall a sucksexfull gaythering, pity GLO lost a bit of his Midas touch tonait, din get to see him show full power. sad.gif
Anyway I shall let da others post their own BRs. rolleyes.gif

Spesel thanx to Lengzai Dou San for being kind enuff to fetch Kaiying mui mui from her place. cheers.gif
And soli to PrinceHamsap, we totaly forgot bout joo. sweat.gif

HUAT AR~~~!!! rclxm9.gif

Successful Gathering on 19 February

Huattt arrr

The gathering was a success.  All turn out winners at baccarat machine . As me and Professor Jon as well as we meet Faceless bro.

Here is a pictar that show our success

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Arrive at 8pm due to some jam eat dinner at New Orleans and troop out to my favourite place the Baccarat machine icon_idea.gif

As 3 of us sit side by side ... we were able to hunt the tiger down nod.gif

All go downhill happy icon_rolleyes.gif

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Prince Hamsap Battle Report On Valentine

Hamsap BR for da nite lai lio... cool2.gif

Reached Hilltop at about 10PM, jam a bit on Karak cos got mani lorries rosak, then Theme Park Hotel nya parking all full, kena park at da parking tat those Hilltop taxis park (izit Highland?), then noob punya me parked at da lowest level, kena climb stairs duno how mani levels. sweat.gif

1st task upon getting indoors - tekan lui from ATM mesin laugh.gif
Noob nya Pubic Bang ATM mesin max oni can cum out 1K in 1 withdrawal transaction, so I ended up with 500 lesser than planned. doh.gif

1st guerilla attack target - Latte@Genting
Ayam starting to rike tis casino cos smoke-free and got live band performing. thumbup.gif
Test water 1st by betting 50 per hand, bery da fast down 4 units. doh.gif
Yo-yo up and down, then my luck cum, rode on a few little Banker dragons and got +150 (my minimum target is +300). But kenot climb up lio and start to drop again...left for IR with 750 on hand.

Upon reaching IR, lost 2 hands in a row doh.gif...tat is when I start to wory and got a bit dulan, tempted to hantam...then I thought of GLO's Masterclass...and FORCED myself to maintain discipline bruce.gif , keep flat betting 100, if won 1st hand, 2nd hand wager 150 or 200 depending on feel.

Cash out from IR at about 2AM, and tis is da drill: